****BIG BREAKING NEWS****
SOMEONE FINALLY NOTICED TODAY!!!
We were at the kids school Xmas concert and when were surrounded by the
throngs of people leaving left a close friend who I haven't seen for a
few weeks walked up and poked me in the butt.... Dangerous right...
Anyway she said... and I quote...
'I wasn't sure it was you from behind, but then I heard your laugh,'
And then when we got out of the hall I turned around say have a chat (still surrounded by people)
She says really loudly 'Oh my god, where have your boobs gone?... Holy shit, you've lost stacks of weight.'
I felt about 100 sets of eyes looking at my boobs... It was kinda cool!!